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Mystery #001

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    #31
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    My missus won't let me forget the time we both went shopping together at a supermarket

    Having parked I walked ahead of her, and seeing this this heavily pregnant women with the biggest breasts I'd ever seen,....before I knew I'd had a tourettes style moment when I'd suddenly said very loudly "Breasts!".

    My missus caught me up was about to tell me off when she saw the women and said the same thinng.

    Sometimes just complete shock makes it difficult not to stare, even for the birds
    I have done this, just stared and said it.

    My wife gets more pissed out of embarrassment than me looking...

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      #32
      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
      I have done this, just stared and said it.

      My wife gets more pissed out of embarrassment than me looking...
      My wife gets annoyed if I make a grab for them in passing
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #33
        Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
        seeing this this heavily pregnant women with the biggest breasts I'd ever seen
        I remember one time walking toward a young mum with a kid in a pushchair. She leant forward to attend the kid. My oh my what enormous breasts she had, just hanging there on full display I was unable to avert my eyes!

        Luckily no missus on hand to clip me round the ear.

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