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Tips for a happy marriage
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Mr C loves me despite my being mercurial and irrational.
I love Mr C despite him being a little anal-retentve and exasperatingly rational over things that don't matter... (Yes, I know we already own a trangia and if we fancy a cuppa we'd take a flask with us and a hobo stove will probably end up cluttering the garage....)
We work on not letting these little things irritate out of all proportion.
I'm making a hobo stove anyway, but I'll compromise by throwing it away after I've played with it a few times..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Sorry, I'm new here - what is "Hobo stove" a euphemism for? Is it something to do with a happy marriage?Originally posted by cojak View PostMr C loves me despite my being mercurial and irrational.
I love Mr C despite him being a little anal-retentve and exasperatingly rational over things that don't matter... (Yes, I know we already own a trangia and if we fancy a cuppa we'd take a flask with us and a hobo stove will probably end up cluttering the garage....)
We work on not letting these little things irritate out of all proportion.
I'm making a hobo stove anyway, but I'll compromise by throwing it away after I've played with it a few times...Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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You have just made NLUK redundantOriginally posted by cojak View Post
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to cojak again.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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(It's a bit old cos I did it when I was last benched.)"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI'll try not to laugh when I hear that Ms. Brick is getting divorced (I give it another 2 years...)Originally posted by cojak View PostMr C loves me despite my being mercurial and irrational.
I love Mr C despite him being a little anal-retentve and exasperatingly rational over things that don't matter... (Yes, I know we already own a trangia and if we fancy a cuppa we'd take a flask with us and a hobo stove will probably end up cluttering the garage....)
We work on not letting these little things irritate out of all proportion.
I'm making a hobo stove anyway, but I'll compromise by throwing it away after I've played with it a few times...
I thought your top tip was not laughing when Brick gets divorced? I was going to try that and see if it saves my marriage.Comment
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