Nose hairs!

[MarillionFan]

Mine always asks if I'd like a bikini wax too

I may have to change my barber (I don't use a hairdresser, they are for women, girls and girly types)

Green not your colour?

[Diver]

Green not your colour?

Prat

[Platypus]

nasal hears start planning their escape.

What a dreadful spelling mistake, surely you mean nasal hares ?

[fullyautomatix]

You can tell you're getting older when your nasal hears start planning their escape.

Why is it the ones that grow on your septum always make your eyes water when you pluck them?

MF, you needn't answer as we all know you've had your septum rebuilt and populated with hair from your arse.

I get my wife to pull them out for me. Kinky !

[bless 'em all]

I get my wife to pull them out for me. Kinky !

[Bunk]

Those are the ones that are rooted in the back of your skull and are like treetrunks!

And they usually have large parts of your brain attached when you yank them out