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Wassat!Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
You wanna a dildo in yor garage!
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Not so happy bunny now, then.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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Just told the wife there could be some really cheap sex toys on the market.
She said "Other than you?"
Beatch
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Remind her that in your case, "No batteries required."Originally posted by Diver View PostJust told the wife there could be some really cheap sex toys on the market.
She said "Other than you?"
Beatch
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Just add blue pill.Originally posted by nomadd View PostRemind her that in your case, "No batteries required."
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Thanks a bunch guys

Where's wim when you need some moral support
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