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Sober as a judge.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you been on the CHOHCOOH2 + NaHCO3 again?
I've split more down m'waistcoat than you've supped t'night.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Have you been sticking your sticky fingers in Suityou's sticky bag as well?Originally posted by Diver View PostYes but you is a twonk, innit

Seems like Suity has stuck up to his 7 year old and may have won todays 'WWE Rough & Tumble' in the garden. Seems you have been watching as well.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Fail.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHave you been sticking your sticky fingers in Suityou's sticky bag as well?
Seems like Suity has stuck up to his 7 year old and may have won todays 'WWE Rough & Tumble' in the garden. Seems you have been watching as well.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Pile drivered by a 7 year old again hey Suity. No worries. One day you'll man up.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFail.
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It's so blatant. A succession of unfunny bedwetting sockies. It can only be EternalOptimist.Originally posted by MrChomondleyWarner View PostHadn't you better retire this one then?
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It's a bannable offence to call for somebody specific to get banned...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThe forum has been a bit quiet of late.
Do pile in.
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