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Death by powerpoint - AT A WEDDING!!!!

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Vicious rumours, all true :licks-eyebrows-smiley:
    I've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...

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      #12
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      I've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Do they call you 'the lizard'?

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          #14
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          Do they call you 'the lizard'?
          el lagarto
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            I've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...
            I knew a lass who could lick her nose.

            She could also put both feet round the back of her neck.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              I knew a lass who could lick her nose.

              She could also put both feet round the back of her neck.
              How is the wife? Pass on my regards, and MF's.

              In other news I fancy a spit roast tomorrow.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Do they call you 'the lizard'?
                He has very long eye brow hairs.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  He has very long eye brow hairs.
                  Oh. That's not so good.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    POWERPOINT SLIDES, BETWEEN 3 BEST MEN, FOR OVER AN HOUR!

                    Didn't everyone just wander off to the bar after a while?

                    Was this a gay wedding by the way? Think the best men, might want to be more than friends.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      He has very long eye brow hairs.
                      Be careful what you wish for.

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