Travolta. Guilty or not guilty?

[hyperD]

I'd like to fly his private jet. He can spank the monkey in the toilet for all I care.

[TimberWolf]

I'd like to fly his private jet. He can spank the monkey in the toilet for all I care.

[AtW]

You got problem with that?

[EternalOptimist]

Tell me more. Did she put up a fight?

uh-huh
it was love at first sight

[TimberWolf]

You got problem with that?

Depends on whether both sentences were euphemisms.

[Alf W]

It was most definitely not the landlord. My money's on the Dutch lad in the next flat.

Closet Hollywood homosexual Scientology cover up perhaps? Possibly not the first one?

Takes your breath away.

[vetran]

Takes your breath away.

Only if you don't lube!