Where do I learn the art of bullsh1tt1ng?

[sasguru]

How long have you been posting on this forum? Have you only just realised that I'm in love with Franco and desperately want to take it up the gary????

If that's the case I suggest you visit the YMCA gym in London. You will recognise Francko as the short, hairy, scared-looking, muscle bound bloke narcissistically staring at himself in the mirror, while muttering to himself about "bullies", after which he will pop out for a couple of cigarrettes.

[WageSlave]

after which he will pop out for a couple of cigarrettes.

I often like to pop out for a couple of fags

[Bitbucket]

Our sales department have a pretty good conversion rate , I have seen what were once honest and upstanding engineers who have ventured into sales support being turned into outright liars.

[TheMonkey]

Our sales department have a pretty good conversion rate , I have seen what were once honest and upstanding engineers who have ventured into sales support being turned into outright liars.

That's part of the job. Simple scenario (from my last employer):

[Sales] Yes our e-commerce system supports heirarchical variant options
[Customer] Great! Can I have it by Friday

Followed by:

[Sales] Can you hack a multivariant system with heirarchical product options into X by Friday or we're SOL.
[Tech] YOU ******* TOLD THEM WHAT????
[TechMgr] **** this tulip - I'm going for a fag.