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Developing software for corporates- the necessary obfuscation layer

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    #11
    Adaptive Case Management - it's the future...
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Adaptive Case Management - it's the future...
      Put the kettle on while you're up and about sweetheart!

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        #13
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        Agile does work with adequate buy-in from the developers and customers.

        Developers with no social skills, and an over-inflated opinion of their own ability can really **** up your project. Luckily they're going the way of the Dodo.

        Agile led by a solution architect and with full support of developers will work really well. But some scrummaster who isnt technical but from project management background can really **** it up.
        Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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          #14
          I use FUDGE and FUMBLE

          F****'s Unique Design Generation Engine
          and
          F****'s Universal Methodology for Big and Little Endeavours.

          (where F**** is k2p2's other handle)

          Works for me.

          £5k and I'll share my secrets.

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            #15
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            Agile led by a solution architect and with full support of developers will work really well. But some scrummaster who isnt technical but from project management background can really **** it up.
            Yeah, that as well.

            Just give Cojak a shout and find out where my brew is!

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              #16
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              I use FUDGE and FUMBLE

              F****'s Unique Design Generation Engine
              and
              F****'s Universal Methodology for Big and Little Endeavours.

              (where F**** is k2p2's other handle)

              Works for me.

              £5k and I'll share my secrets.
              We've already seen your tits.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                Yeah, that as well.

                Just give Cojak a shout and find out where my brew is!

                Based on the Gnatt chart she has produced your brew would be ready in 4 hours 20 minutes. She has factored in risk of electricity being switched off, water being switched off etc and added in 20% for contingency and build time.
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #18
                  (and spat in it...)
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    (and spat in it...)
                    You should see what I left in your shoes

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      (and spat in it...)
                      He's used to that. He was in the army after all.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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