Last two Sunday Times cryptic clues

[BrilloPad]

Pat?

Postman Pat, Postman pat, Postman pat ran over his cat.
Blood and guts went flying
Postman pat was crying
Pat will never drink and drive again.

[SupremeSpod]

Lets hope MF is available for the next cuk university challenge. If so I am sure the boys will win.

You obviously don't understand the rules of "CUK University Challenge".

The boys will never win that competition.

[BrilloPad]

You obviously don't understand the rules of "CUK University Challenge".

The boys will never win that competition.

THats because last time they had me holding them back. Surely there are some intelligent boys here?

[SupremeSpod]

THats because last time they had me holding them back. Surely there are some intelligent boys here?

Ok, here we go...

The competition is run by EO.

EO has a soft spot for the ladies - it's a function of age and alcohol.

Therefore he will always end the competition at a point that is advantageous to the girls team.

Ipso facto, quam minimum credula postero, mine's a pint!

[BrilloPad]

Therefore he will always end the competition at a point that is advantageous to the girls team.

Which would have been any time after the first 5 minutes then!

[mudskipper]

Ok, here we go...

When I was on the team, we got thrashed by the ladies.

Even though I googled as quickly as I could.

So, given that it's impossible that the ladies could be clever enough to know the answers without googling, EO must have fixed the gig.

FTFY.

[MarillionFan]

FTFY.

Excuse me. I do believe that you PM'd me shortly afterwards to ask why Google had send you an email asking you why you were attempting a DOS attack on them.

[EternalOptimist]

Ok, here we go...

The competition is run by EO.

EO has a soft spot for the ladies - it's a function of age and alcohol.

Therefore he will always end the competition at a point that is advantageous to the girls team.

Ipso facto, quam minimum credula postero, mine's a pint!

I think it went down to the last question, it was neck and neck.


and the last question was prefixed with - 'last Question'... in bold

[ChrisPackit]

Can anyone help with the last clue in the Daily Sport?

Clue: Colloquialism for any of the milk-producing glands in female mammals, consisting of lobes containing clusters of alveoli with a system of ducts to convey the milk to an external nipple or teat.


T_TS


Anyone?

[MarillionFan]

Can anyone help with the last clue in the Daily Sport?

Clue: Colloquialism for any of the milk-producing glands in female mammals, consisting of lobes containing clusters of alveoli with a system of ducts to convey the milk to an external nipple or teat.


T_TS


Anyone?

NORKS