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    #31
    first weekend of trying to root out hunky rugby blokes
    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      #32
      Well on Sunday I'll be loitering around the Scalinita de Spagna and later in the week I'll be shopping on the Ponte Vecchio. No Bull.
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #33
        Originally posted by janey
        first weekend of trying to root out hunky rugby blokes
        You'll find them in the pub singing stupid drinking songs with their trousers round their ankles.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Gibbon
          Well on Sunday I'll be loitering around the Scalinita de Spagna and later in the week I'll be shopping on the Ponte Vecchio. No Bull.


          Nice. Florence is a cool place.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #35
            Originally posted by Xenophon
            You'll find them in the pub singing stupid drinking songs with their trousers round their ankles.
            perhaps I should qualify my rugby men fetish... it is more to do with their build than their love of rugby! give me a bloke of ruby player stature who hates rugby and I'd be more than happy!
            "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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              #36
              Originally posted by janey
              perhaps I should qualify my rugby men fetish... it is more to do with their build than their love of rugby! give me a bloke of ruby player stature who hates rugby and I'd be more than happy!
              You mean a big fat bloke?
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #37
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                You mean a big fat bloke?
                big yes
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  #38
                  Well, looks like I'm going to be wanking myself stupid over Squirting Whores dot com this weekend while the wife has a chat with her solicitors over the dividable assets...

                  ...perhaps I can get a few boxes of kleenex into the deal...
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #39
                    My plans for the weekend involved buying a toaster.

                    All things considered, I'd rather work Monday and not have the 20% pay cut for next week.
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                      #40
                      I shall be installing a nice new Sony head unit worth more than the car in my rusty rover, eating a Greazza Hut and going shopping at Waitrose. I will also be partaking in pouring drain cleaner in my neighbour's fuel tank in his w*nkermobile when he buggers off on holiday as I heard him say today.
                      Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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