Its time to reapply for your position as a cuk poster

[BrilloPad]

No way!

Last year I applied for the role of MarillionFan.

Someone applied to be MF.

Though I applied to be one of the single posters on the board. I was told I was not happy enough.

[Bacchus]

Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

I can circumvent the swear filter...

arse, poo, bum, shit... I mean tulip, tulip

[nomadd]

Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

Not me. I never work for the same client twice.

EDIT: "and add what you can contribute to cuk"

Plenty cheapness!

[petergriffin]

I have a history of contributing fear, uncertainty and doubt. For a fee I could add intimidation, threats and bullying.

[AtW]

Do the sockies have to re-apply or will the owners application suffice?

No as long as you list them as your dependants.

HTH

[Diver]

Hmm! I re-apply every year as;
el duder - No Joy, still banned, and forgotten my password anyway
Sasguru -allowed intermittant rude and nonsensical posting only

Diver - only allowed if I take long breaks so that my magnificence doesn't dazzle and belittle the other posters
Please admin, may I continue to enlighten the ill behaved sick twisted misbegotten wayward lost souls that inhabit this dark and dreary realm?

[ctdctd]

Well, as a contractor

CV = great match for whatever the role is.

Do I get in?

[BrilloPad]

Is no-one going to scrape and bow to admin? I was expecting that from at least MF....

[Old Greg]

We need a strong applicant for Chief Cretin or Admin will have another crying fit if she gets the post again.

[BrilloPad]

We need a strong applicant for Chief Cretin or Admin will have another crying fit if she gets the post again.

Only once the position of chief guinea pig has been resolved.