Originally posted by Zoiderman
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Oh I give up. WTF is your definition of a branch? Does it have to have a name above the door, a manager and some lasses behind a counter before it can call itself a branch? -
Genuinely, do you think a branch is actually a loop?
Do you?
It isn't, it takes you away from something.
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you have peachy cheeks and I want youOriginally posted by Zoiderman View PostGenuinely, do you think a branch is actually a loop?
Do you?
It isn't, it takes you away from something.
There is no branch here, it isn't a maze
be mine(\__/)
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Aw! Lets not get rid of him just yet, he's amusing the hell out of meOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostThe Welsh thing was a step too far; a ban is being processed. He was warned just a couple of hours ago in another thread.
He's just not a people person and obviously not one of Sas's better sockpuppets
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Again, must be the mixed air Diver.Originally posted by Diver View PostAw! Lets not get rid of him just yet, he's amusing the hell out of me
He's just not a people person and obviously not one of Sas's better sockpuppets
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Did I say it is a loop? Don't think so. Forget about the re-combination bit for now. The original path bifurcates into two. That gives you two branches to the original path that results in there being two possible paths to the exit.Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostGenuinely, do you think a branch is actually a loop?
Do you?
It isn't, it takes you away from something.
There is no branch here, it isn't a maze
anyway, I can't be arsed anymore as I think you're trolling and I'm off to lunch.Comment
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touch your toes bubble-buttOriginally posted by Zoiderman View PostAgain, must be the mixed air Diver.
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Are you offering a service thereOriginally posted by Zoiderman View PostAgain, must be the mixed air Diver.


How much ?
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Sorry, wrong man, must have confused me with an ex matelotOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Posttouch your toes bubble-buttComment
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Originally posted by alluvial View PostOh I give up. WTF is your definition of a branch? Does it have to have a name above the door, a manager and some lasses behind a counter before it can call itself a branch?
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