you want me dead, but who are you anyway?

[Diver]

Cats!

I detest the murderous vermin.

Shoot the bluddy lot of them

Seriously

[MarillionFan]

I was thinking of registering www.kittymustdie.com where readers write in to discuss the best ways to kill the little vermin. I think it will be a winner.

Rover.

[BrilloPad]

Cats!

I detest the murderous vermin.

Shoot the bluddy lot of them

Seriously

Presumably your solution to the ensuing rat outbreak would be to "Shoot the bluddy lot of them"?

Of course before you could go round shooting cats you would have to get past Mrs BP and her ilk. Good luck.....

[Zoiderman]

It might help if you left food.

HTH

Someone else wrote this but a Cat's diary would start 'Day 48 of my forced imprisonment...'

I love then for their independence, but would never trust a Cat. A Dog, no matter how stupid, would stand by your side and fight it out to the bitter end. There are obvious military similarities.

[MarillionFan]

Presumably your solution to the ensuing rat outbreak would be to "Shoot the bluddy lot of them"?

Of course before you could go round shooting cats you would have to get past Mrs BP and her ilk. Good luck.....

In the war against the feline vermin we would be dropping in our canine Suityou to deal with your wife & her friends plumbing.

Rover.

[BrilloPad]

In the war against the feline vermin we would be dropping in our canine Suityou to deal with your wife & her friends plumbing.

Rover.

I know it would be a bitter sacrifice for you to send in suity - I admire you for it.

[Zoiderman]

I know it would be a bitter sacrifice for you to send in suity - I admire you for it.

MF likes outsourcing those male duties, even his own.

Not man enough I guess.

[Diver]

Presumably your solution to the ensuing rat outbreak would be to "Shoot the bluddy lot of them"?

Of course before you could go round shooting cats you would have to get past Mrs BP and her ilk. Good luck.....

Cats very rarely tackle rats, its why dogs were bred for the job.

Cats are way too smart to tackle something that will tackle a leapord if cornered.

Dogs as we all know, are thick, otherwise they'd know better than to be mans best friend

If you dont believe me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJvu11xTDs

[MarillionFan]

I know it would be a bitter sacrifice for you to send in suity - I admire you for it.

He cried when I told him. I had to explain it was for the greater good & it would make him a hero. I also explained he if he didn't he be in a cloth sack full of rocks quicker than you could say Old Greg is a cottager.

[MarillionFan]

MF likes outsourcing those male duties, even his own.

Not man enough I guess.

Have you met Mrs Brillopad? No?

Why do you think Brillopad spends every day training for an Iron Man race that will never happen?