Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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Anyway, I wrote a 30 page report on the system and all the checkpoints it had been subjected to in painstaking detail. Final page was a bit rough, as I was running out of time, just made it a simple bullet-list of items that would be covered in the future.
Auditors came in for two days on-site and were a bit overwhelmed by the whole system, TBH. Gave them my report and they went away.
A month later, IB's directors call me in to seen a excellent report written by the Auditors, painstakingly detailed. You can guess the rest: It was my report verbatim, with the management consultancies cover page attached to it. The buggers hadn't lifted a damn finger. I even pointed out the very rough nature of the last page, as I'd run out of time - the auditors had been too lazy to even clean that up. Utter piss-take of the highest order.
The auditors charged the IB about £30k for their time. Nice work if I could get it.
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