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I thought it was just a subset of SGML, it's a markup language not a programming languageDoing the needful since 1827 -
The article headline just says computer language, which it is. Didn't read the article, so don't know if they are making claims insideOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostI thought it was just a subset of SGML, it's a markup language not a programming languageComment
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Now that is a language, kids of today don't know how easy they have it...Originally posted by zeitghostYou can't beat handcrafted assembler.
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I am sure Turing said "assembler. kids of today don't know how easy they have it".Originally posted by alluvial View PostNow that is a language, kids of today don't know how easy they have it...Comment
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Was that before, after or while he was biting theOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am sure Turing said "assembler. kids of today don't know how easy they have it".pillow- apple, Shirley?
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HTML5 is three languages, none of them very good, bodged together to form a kind of hideous mutation not even a mother could love.Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostHTML5 is a language for structuring and presenting content for t'internetWill work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Nah, the real men progammed the computer by building it from scratch using valves and binary. (Was that the original hardcoding?)Originally posted by zeitghostAye.
Real Programmers used to program down to the bare metal.
Probably in octal.Comment
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In my first IT job they had an old clankety clank machine that they programmed straight in executable code.Originally posted by zeitghostAye.
Real Programmers used to program down to the bare metal.
Probably in octal.
I never touched it myself.
The hardware engineer was in his sixties and did a lot of mechanical fixing.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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