Originally posted by Spartacus
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oh dear: Ex-wives win key divorce rulings
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See the one-fingered salute as posted by Spartacus in the thread about immigrants and green belts for advice on how to issue a proper insult.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. -
Thanks Xenophon, that is high praise indeed coming from an old pro such as yourself.Originally posted by XenophonSee the one-fingered salute as posted by Spartacus in the thread about immigrants and green belts for advice on how to issue a proper insult.I'm Spartacus.Comment
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How very true ; I have outsourced my sex life for some time and I have found this arrangement to be very satisfactory and cost effective.Originally posted by Clog II The AvengerThis is yet another reason to discourage marriage. And the native population shrinks as a result. Why should divorced women have the luxury and choice of not working for the rest of their lives? Marriage for women is a business investment. Keep to hookers, they are more honest and up front with the deal… and cheaper.
Somebody said the other day; in apparent shock of my sexual outsourcing that he had never paid for sex;
My how Old Alf at 46 laughed at that one ... dating followed by marriage is the most expensive form of sex.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 24 May 2006, 16:16.Comment
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Think the problem per se, from my experience with a few guys where this has happened, simply comes down the injustice of the idea. That you you might be working all the hours under the sun, perhaps away from home, to provide a nice life for all involved, and then find yourself being sent down the swaney and wondering why you bothered in the first place.Originally posted by DodgyAgentI see that whenever a thread appears on this subject it attracts a lot of vitriol. Is it anything to do with your profession? the fact that you are working away from home or spend inordinate amounts of your time either on this site or waffling on about technology?
One of the things Belgium, like France, seems to have got right, is the idea that before you live with/marry someone, it's just common sense to set out a few things on paper. Hence, the free brochures in the PO encouraging people to spend a few minutes with a notaire/notaris before they move in together.Comment
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Whats royal mail got to do with this thread?Originally posted by SpartacusThis is painful. Just give it up Mailman.
What's the forum coming to when you can't even get a decent riposte or insult?
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