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I booked spa hotel today for our 3rd wedding anniversary. Then told her I had a suprise gift. She asked "Is it a divorce?". I replied "I was not thinking of spending that much". -
I've been married nearly 22 years.
Married him because he was called Rich.
Thinking about suing under the trade descriptions act.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI booked spa hotel today for our 3rd wedding anniversary. Then told her I had a suprise gift. She asked "Is it a divorce?". I replied "I was not thinking of spending that much".
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He said he married miss right. He just never knew your first name was always.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI've been married nearly 22 years.
Married him because he was called Rich.
Thinking about suing under the trade descriptions act.Comment
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Nah. He marred Miss McDonald. I've fed him them twice a week since (up till this year when we've been on our health kick)Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe said he married miss right. He just never knew your first name was always.Comment
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