Missus' Mate and her secret Boob Job

[NotAllThere]

It's like a reverse anorexia - I look in the mirror and think "I'm not fat".

Just rereading this thread, I think Zoiderman must be very short. Or only date tall ladies.

[TestMangler]

I saw a cartoon once of a fat, ugly man (was it me?) and a thing beautiful woman looking in a mirror. The man ees himself as thin and handsome, the woman as fat and ugly.

Personally, I love a bird with low self esteem And if she's got big tits, so much the better.

The rest of you guys are just shallow

[EternalOptimist]

There is definately a case of diminishing returns with boobies. As zoiderman said, there's only so much 'flub-a-dub-a-dub ing' you can do
they much better to look at and yearn

it's like a dog chasing a car down the street. brilliant fun, but what the heck do you do when you catch it ?