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    #11
    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    I have a disaster with confectionary. So far:

    Fruit pastilles - all orange
    Aero - no bubbles
    Kit kat - no biscuit!
    Lucky bastard!!!

    Solid chocolate!!!!

    Churchill - In "Threaded" mode!

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      #12
      Originally posted by TheMonkey
      I had a bet with the wife on that. I managed to swallow one without chewing it. Slightly painful but it went down.
      You swallowed your wife?! TheMonkey is Zeitghost and I claim my crisp fiver.
      I'm Spartacus.

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        #13
        Nature doesn't cry.
        It lets all creatures live and die.
        The Sage doesn't cry.
        She lets people come and people go.

        Between the spiritual and the physical world,
        The Flow works like a bellows:
        Empty, yet ever fertile.
        Squeeze it, and more comes out.
        The more you use it,
        The more it produces.

        Don't overanalyze it.
        Just breathe in the essence.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Spartacus
          You swallowed your wife?! TheMonkey is Zeitghost and I claim my crisp fiver.
          She swallowed me.
          Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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            #15
            Originally posted by threaded
            One of the few things I miss in Denmark, along with Cadburys Creme Eggs. Friends and children send me food parcels containing them occasionally, and an airport bag searcher was surprised to find one toothbrush, one toothpaste, several score Cadburys Creme Eggs and a pork pie. Luckily she didn't know what a pork pie was. Whew, that was close.
            Just had a bag of mini Creme Eggs, now thats disappointment.

            See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Xenophon
              That is a poor hand.
              A yarborough.

              A seven-high.

              Or a 19.

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                #17
                No such thing as a poor hand, only a poor player.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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