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threaded replied

24 May 2006, 11:51
No such thing as a poor hand, only a poor player.
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wendigo100 replied

24 May 2006, 11:49
Originally posted by Xenophon

That is a poor hand.

A yarborough.

A seven-high.

Or a 19.
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Mr Crosby replied

24 May 2006, 10:01
Originally posted by threaded

One of the few things I miss in Denmark, along with Cadburys Creme Eggs. Friends and children send me food parcels containing them occasionally, and an airport bag searcher was surprised to find one toothbrush, one toothpaste, several score Cadburys Creme Eggs and a pork pie. Luckily she didn't know what a pork pie was. Whew, that was close.

Just had a bag of mini Creme Eggs, now thats disappointment.
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TheMonkey replied

23 May 2006, 18:17
Originally posted by Spartacus

You swallowed your wife?! TheMonkey is Zeitghost and I claim my crisp fiver.

She swallowed me.
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threaded replied

23 May 2006, 17:55
Nature doesn't cry.
It lets all creatures live and die.
The Sage doesn't cry.
She lets people come and people go.

Between the spiritual and the physical world,
The Flow works like a bellows:
Empty, yet ever fertile.
Squeeze it, and more comes out.
The more you use it,
The more it produces.

Don't overanalyze it.
Just breathe in the essence.
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Spartacus replied

23 May 2006, 17:28
Originally posted by TheMonkey

I had a bet with the wife on that. I managed to swallow one without chewing it. Slightly painful but it went down.

You swallowed your wife?! TheMonkey is Zeitghost and I claim my crisp fiver.
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Churchill replied

23 May 2006, 16:34
Originally posted by TheMonkey

I have a disaster with confectionary. So far:

Fruit pastilles - all orange
Aero - no bubbles
Kit kat - no biscuit!

Lucky bastard!!!

Solid chocolate!!!!

Churchill - In "Threaded" mode!
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TheMonkey replied

23 May 2006, 16:33
Originally posted by Spartacus

I bet you can't put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it.

I had a bet with the wife on that. I managed to swallow one without chewing it. Slightly painful but it went down.
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Spartacus replied

23 May 2006, 16:19
I bet you can't put a fruit pastille in your mouth without chewing it.
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bogeyman replied

23 May 2006, 14:49
Meat Pastilles

- Lamb
- Beef
- Chicken
- gamey venison
- roadkill muntjack
- mogrel dog with maggots

Yum!
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TheMonkey replied

23 May 2006, 14:45
I have a disaster with confectionary. So far:

Fruit pastilles - all orange
Aero - no bubbles
Kit kat - no biscuit!
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Spartacus replied

23 May 2006, 14:44
Originally posted by DaveB

New packet.

7 Yellow, 5 red, 1 orange 1 black.

Bit dissapointed really...

I'm disgusted. Somebody should be beheaded.
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Xenophon replied

23 May 2006, 14:42
Originally posted by DaveB

New packet.

7 Yellow, 5 red, 1 orange 1 black.

Bit dissapointed really...

I blame the government!
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Xenophon replied

23 May 2006, 14:39
Originally posted by DaveB

New packet.

7 Yellow, 5 red, 1 orange 1 black.

Bit dissapointed really...

That is a poor hand.
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threaded replied

23 May 2006, 14:33
One of the few things I miss in Denmark, along with Cadburys Creme Eggs. Friends and children send me food parcels containing them occasionally, and an airport bag searcher was surprised to find one toothbrush, one toothpaste, several score Cadburys Creme Eggs and a pork pie. Luckily she didn't know what a pork pie was. Whew, that was close.
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