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Attack of the Gingers
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Bad rep coming you way.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostLook a mammoth with no soulScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
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Fair skinned people are perfectly suited to the UK climate.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThat would explain why they disappeared when the ice age ended - the sun came out.
HTHScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Gingers extinct in 100 years, say scientists
Shame, I think it is the best of the hair colours (No I'm not a Ginger but wouldn't have cared if I was).
Logically, If it's such a bad colour, Why do so many women dye their hair red and why are sales of red hair dye outripping the other colours?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Becuase its not a ginger red but more a punk redOriginally posted by Diver View PostGingers extinct in 100 years, say scientists
Shame, I think it is the best of the hair colours (No I'm not a Ginger but wouldn't have cared if I was).
Logically, If it's such a bad colour, Why do so many women dye their hair red and why are sales of red hair dye outripping the other colours?Growing old is mandatory
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostFair skinned people are perfectly suited to the UK climate.
HTH
ideally
Especially up north.Comment
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Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostBecuase its not a ginger red but more a punk red
Yeah, minger.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Mmmmmm!Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
Yeah, minger.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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