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My boomerang won't come back

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    #11
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    1. How did that get there? Like that?
    2. I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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      #12
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
      This thread really turned a corner there.
      Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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        #13
        MS paint.

        NEXT!

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          #14
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          MS paint.

          NEXT!
          Well, yep. Attempts to google a real boomerang up someone's arse turned up many mind boggling results, but no boomerangs. Disappointing.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            1. How did that get there? Like that?
            2. I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination
            Just be glad it wasn't one of these.

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              #16
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              Just be glad it wasn't one of these.

              Is that one of the those 'group' sex toys? Do you have a link???
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Suggestions?
                Have you tried bleeding the radiator?

                Trivia: Boomerangs were banned from the BBC. True Story.

                Background: Rolf Harris got a boomerang thrower to demonstrate the art in front of a live studio audience. Not really good for telly, as it was impossible to pan around following the boomerang's flight path with the technology available then.
                • see bloke throw boomerang
                • wait a few secs
                • see bloke catching boomerang

                The producer reckoned that this was boring telly, so persuaded Rolf to make appropriate wooshing sounds as it flew.

                Boomerangs got banned because a BBC director found the sound "terrifying".
                Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Is that one of the those 'group' sex toys? Do you have a link???
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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