No way to run a project.

[MarillionFan]

It's a valid question. I think we should be told.

I bet he'd even fail sitting on the bench. He's probably sitting on the floor.

[OwlHoot]

+2 sounds exactly like that is what happening.

+3 - a merger and/or a shedload of layoffs (like the 2000 just announced at Yahoo)

[Old Greg]

I bet he'd even fail sitting on the bench. He's probably sitting on the floor.

He fell off the floor.

[TheFaQQer]

I bet he'd even fail sitting on the bench. He's probably sitting on the floor.

In the playroom expensive office he had built

[MarillionFan]

Notice of contract termination 5th April 2012

Dear MF
The ticking bomb project has not yet been approved for funding so please treat this email as a contract termination notice.
Thanks for your efforts till date,
Some idiot in the PMO Office.


This persons a little clueless. I don't actually work for their PMO office and so subsequently they cannot terminate my contract. .

Mmm. Shall I just feck off now or stick the day out?

[alreadypacked]

Dear MF
DCM

FTFY


Sorry, it's not nice when it's not your fault.

[tractor]

.....

+2 sounds exactly like that is what happening.

What with all this MMO +1 postings - you lazy ppl just convert it to +ve rep properly sheesh.

[mudskipper]

Dear MF
The ticking bomb project has not yet been approved for funding so please treat this email as a contract termination notice.
Thanks for your efforts till date,
Some idiot in the PMO Office.


This persons a little clueless. I don't actually work for their PMO office and so subsequently they cannot terminate my contract. .

Mmm. Shall I just feck off now or stick the day out?

I'd feck off and bill for the day.
Hope they sort themselves out.

[d000hg]

Most of the reason we contract is to build the money up to go it alone. Only reason I've taken my next one is because they want plan b integrated into it and I could do with some cash for my wife's plan c.

That's what I'm doing too but I don't think it's the norm.
Is "my wife's plan c" code for boob enlargement?

Dear MF
The ticking bomb project has not yet been approved for funding so please treat this email as a contract termination notice.
Thanks for your efforts till date,
Some idiot in the PMO Office.


This persons a little clueless. I don't actually work for their PMO office and so subsequently they cannot terminate my contract. .

Mmm. Shall I just feck off now or stick the day out?

Phone them and ask how they have the authority to make this call?

[doomage]

What with all this MMO +1 postings - you lazy ppl just convert it to +ve rep properly sheesh.

+1