What is wrong with Britain? (and how can we fix it?)

**SandyDown** · 25 June 2005, 19:19

What is wrong with Britain?

the weather !!

and how can we fix it?

move away to a hot country

**Bundaberg Bum** · 25 June 2005, 19:46

What is wrong with Britain?

the weather !!

No. Weather is average. Not too hot, not too cold.

and how can we fix it?

move away to a hot country

No,. Stop people from hot counties coming here.

**DodgyAgent** · 25 June 2005, 20:22

Sometimes sport can be a barometer of a society.

Todays Lions V All Blacks game was a graphic reminder of that.

A small minded, bald, pommie ba$tard, tried to use the tired old tactics of using the minimum amount of vision and the minimum amount of physical effort to achieve a result.

He failed!.

He got what he deserved, he got beaten.

The British and English mindset of doing just enough to get by needs to change, and fast!

We live in a competetive world and coming second is not an option.

why dont you piss off back y your third world sh*thole and take all your fellow thick freeloaders with you?

**Bundaberg Bum** · 25 June 2005, 20:47

why dont you piss off back y your third world sh*thole and take all your yarpie freeloaders with you

Dodgy, I am already back in my 3rd world tuliphole ("and loving it" as Maxwell Smart would have said (before shagging 99)

**DodgyAgent** · 25 June 2005, 20:50

Dodgy, I am already back in my 3rd world tuliphole

So why dont you sort out your own @#%$*ole, before you start worrying about ours ? It is interesting that no one really gives a damn about Australia or Soth Africa, yet interestingly Aussies and yarpies have always got an opinion about the UK.

**Bundaberg Bum** · 25 June 2005, 23:54

because Seth Efrica and Oz/NZ are full to bursting with pommie bastards Please take them back. I think the antipodean taxpayer woudl be glad to pay half of the one way fare.

It would be good to stop the continual whining noise we have to put up with here from the whinging poms.

(And please take Clive Woodward back on the first flight out!. He is typical of the bald, sniveling, whinging poms that pollute our fair lands.)

Why are all poms over 30 bald anyway?

**xoggoth** · 26 June 2005, 00:44

Pardon my ignorance, but what's a yarpie???

PS I am over well over, I mean, a bit over 30 and not bald.

**Bundaberg Bum** · 26 June 2005, 01:03

PS I am over well over, I mean, a bit over 30 and not bald.

OK well all Poms that live in Australia that are over 30 are bald.

Clive Woodward is the ambassador of poms and he is bald. He evidentally lived in Sydney for a time.

I think that when these Pommies arrive here they get all excited, do the tourist thing and go to a fauna reseve where they end up with a Kylie Minogue look-alike, sheila, placing a cuddly koala onto their head whcih promptly pisses all over the immigrants luxurient mop of hair. Days later they are bald.. Then the whinging starts!

An Aussie would not touch a Koala with a barge pole..

**xoggoth** · 26 June 2005, 01:17

I think I went off Coala Bears a bit when I saw a nature film the other week with the young feeding off the mother's crap. Not that, in other circumstances, Catherine Zeta Jones eg. the idea is totally unappealing.

What is wrong with Britain? (and how can we fix it?)