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Why do people kiss your bum ?

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    #11
    yes, I am convinced.
    despite the disruption of certain ^^^ non-contributing, forum- life-sucking, self appointed, balloon headed, narcissistic, nasty types, who should really stay in the , 'rep, me me, look at me , personality only ' threads, and incapable of recognising an idea even if it jumped up and shouted 'not IKEA. IDEA'





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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      yes, I am convinced.
      despite the disruption of certain ^^^ non-contributing, forum- life-sucking, self appointed, balloon headed, narcissistic, nasty types, who should really stay in the , 'rep, me me, look at me , personality only ' threads, and incapable of recognising an idea even if it jumped up and shouted 'not IKEA. IDEA'





      In days of olde, the pot would always call the kettle black and laugh.
      The kettle took offence.
      'What's that you say dear pot , my colour, you believe it different to your own'
      'I don't understand your profusement, it's surely the same tone'
      'You see for one of us, the purpose of this interaction is quite obvious'
      'While for the other, the response is quite superfluous'
      'To throw stones when one's house is made of SiO2'
      'Shows that all that watches that the pot is a spiteful shrew,'
      'Who has probably imbibed far food and too much hop liquide'
      'That always make this pot, cretinous and obscenely desperately snide'

      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        it's not all about you.

        add something. add an idea

        do something positive. do something nice.

        do something to make people feel better about themselves.




        or just do one.



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          #14
          I'm polite everytime I meet someone, but I never kiss them on the bottom. I thought only the French kissed each other on the cheeks.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            it's not all about you.

            add something. add an idea

            do something positive. do something nice.

            do something to make people feel better about themselves.




            or just do one.





            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              I'm polite everytime I meet someone, but I never kiss them on the bottom. I thought only the French kissed each other on the cheeks.
              do you ever play these adventure games Doogie ?

              I used to know a bloke who refused to play a game with magic in it. he reckoned it was letting the devil into the world

              'too late' - I used to think


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                #17
                I don't but only because I think they're boring If C.S.Lewis and Tolkein are happy with fantasy and magic in their stories, so am I.

                I still have my Magic The Gathering collection in a box upstairs somewhere too.

                'too late' - I used to think
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  Skyrim > Kissing bums. But then again it may depend on whose bum it is.
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #19
                    From the book I am currently reading "Sh*t my dad says" :-

                    If someone is being nice to you and you don't know them then run away. No-one is nice to you just to be nice to you, and if they are they can take their pleasant ass someplace else.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      I still have my Magic The Gathering collection in a box upstairs somewhere too.
                      Ahhh good old MTG, I have far too many of those cards, one day I might be motivated enough to ebay them, I played from the expansion The Dark to a couple past 6th Ed.
                      Growing old is mandatory
                      Growing up is optional

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