Can I be sacked for having nookie with a permie?

[SimonMac]

As we are pretending this is real, you should never tulip where you eat, if it goes tits up and it usually does its easier to get rid of you than her

[hyperD]

As we are pretending this is real, you should never tulip where you eat, if it goes tits up and it usually does its easier to get rid of you than her

Yeah, good point SimonMac. Can you imagine a relationship going south when you are sat next to the said perm!

That'd shorten your desire to extend.

In more ways than one.

[SimonMac]

Yeah, good point SimonMac. Can you imagine a relationship going south when you are sat next to the said perm!

That'd shorten your desire to extend.

In more ways than one.

Imagine a permie knowing you have screwed her over on salary as well as the desk

[Old Greg]

Churchy has made false rape allegations before so be gentle with him

Actually, I think it's the "office boy" he's copped-off with; the she bit is a sham.

Still, it might be a fat office boy with man boobs, so I guess your advice still applies.

KUATB

[AtW]

3...

[MarillionFan]

I've had a couple of office romances while contracting. One did go sour while I was still there which was pretty embarassing but frankly WTF has it got to do with work. Something like 1 in 18 people meet their partner at work.

[Diver]

I'm on a long-term contract which is going extremely well....recently it's been better than ever - because I've started a relationship with a colleague. This colleague is a fellow manager (same grade) in the same department however she's a permie.

Can I be fired for this? (I think not but I'm not sure)

Admit it Sas, You're somebody's beatch at clientco and you are trying to justify to yourself and the world your daily doggin over the copier by hairy chested Horace the HR manager in order to to keep your £40 a day contract

[nomadd]

I've had a couple of office romances while contracting. One did go sour while I was still there which was pretty embarassing but frankly WTF has it got to do with work?

Well, that cleaning lady was your manager...

[MarillionFan]

Well, that cleaning lady was your manager...

And who would have believed it was your mum. But it was a long time ago and it she said I could have that one for a freebie as I was her 1000th.

[nomadd]

And who would have believed it was your mum. But it was a long time ago and it she said I could have that one for a freebie as I was her 1000th.

Even with her legs amputated, my mother couldn't stoop so low.

So I guess I'm safe on this one.

EDIT: And a note to wannabe thread comics: Responding with "Well, your Mum/Mother/Sister/GF..." is a sign of abject failure; work harder on your routine.