Our area is so bad even the burglars are rubbish

[amcdonald]

Real men have a garage.

Real men have a bed in the kitchen so their missus only needs one room

[BrilloPad]

If a burglar can find the key in your shed you clearly don't have enough crap in there. Anyway, REAL MEN have more than 1 shed.

Mrs BP wont let me.

Real men have a garage.

We have a garage. Like everything else in my life (especially my brain) it is devoted to the kids. Its one big playroom.

[BrilloPad]

Some good news - I was cheesed off as I had not locked the shed. The neighbours had locked theirs - the lock was ripped apart.