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April 1st Wheeze?
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Hey big nose, I think you should declare your vested interest.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt's not anti-semitic if it's true, is it?
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Over a nice glass of Pimms?Originally posted by doomage View PostHow about nice, friendly, and polite conversation in General.

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Sorry, you need http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post1513491 in the Friendly Contractor section.Originally posted by doomage View PostHow about nice, friendly, and polite conversation in General.

This is where all the bellends hang out.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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With an occasional visit from special guest bellend MFOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry, you need http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post1513491 in the Friendly Contractor section.
This is where all the bellends hang out.
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So for April fools, General could be redirected to Light Relief.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSorry, you need http://forums.contractoruk.com/light...ml#post1513491 in the Friendly Contractor section.
This is where all the bellends hang out.
Or mumsnet....
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