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Why? cos he wont say who came for dinner??I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you! -
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As resident queen, I remain above the fray.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this the cuk general election?Comment
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Good. As part of my election maifesto is to cut the payment on royalty. Far too much being spent on oil, powder and wetwipes. But I am pleased the condom bill is now zero - I bet you make alot more without protection anyway.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostAs resident queen, I remain above the fray.Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs resident drama queen, I remain above the fray.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostAs resident queen, I remain above the fray.
I thought Churchill was resident queen
Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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These days he gets banned over 183 days per year so he isn't CUK resident any more.Originally posted by amcdonald View PostI thought Churchill was resident queen
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Originally posted by AtW View PostThese days he gets banned over 183 days per year so he isn't CUK resident any more.
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That is why his professional name is Good Queen Maud or Empress Matilda on stage.Originally posted by AtW View PostThese days he gets banned over 183 days per year so he isn't CUK ...
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