Scottish temperature record for March - English blamed

[BrilloPad]

M8? Don't be ridiculous. Everybody knows motorways only go up to 6.

MUst have meant M4 but drunkness gave double vision.

[TimberWolf]

However lingering fog kept temperatures down to about 6C in East Anglia and Kent.

[Troll]

But in the summer I tell yee..

....the kamikaze midges will be out

[BrilloPad]

However lingering fog kept temperatures down to about 6C in East Anglia and Kent.

We went for a picnic to mid Kent (Leeds castle) yesterday. It was lovely.

[TimberWolf]

Someone from up north got confused by sunshine and sand and ended buried up to his neck.
Beach walker buried up to his neck in sand after dune collapses on top of him | Mail Online

[Troll]

We went for a picnic to mid Kent (Leeds castle) yesterday. It was lovely.

It were fooking chilly in Ashford (20 miles away)

[BrilloPad]

It were fooking chilly in Ashford (20 miles away)

Try moving to Scotland.

HTH

[Troll]

Try moving to Scotland.

HTH

What about all the midges?

[BrilloPad]

What about all the midges?

Apparantly eating deep-fried mars bars and drinking whisky every hour will keep them at bay.