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Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Perfect. I thought you were benched too? Or did they find some budget for your scabby little project.
    Nah still in the air, so I'm working for U2 on the off chance.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Shifted hang over with a fry up.
      Got on my bike and road along the new cycle path past Harpenden and out to Southdown.
      Discovered a babbling river and weir I knew nothing about and watched the fish swimming in the river in the glorious sunshine.
      Got home and did a barbecue for the wife and kids.
      Went cycling again this evening with a friend I am supporting to cycle and get fit - a simple 5 miler bless but tops up the overall miles.

      This enforced bench time / recovery time is shaping up.
      Sound wonderful Keep up the good work!
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Sound wonderful Keep up the good work!
        WSS - except the 'shift hangover with fryup' bit. No hangover = fruit smoothie for breakfast.

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          #14
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          WSS - except the 'shift hangover with fryup' bit. No hangover = fruit smoothie for breakfast.
          Fruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Fruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.
            Jogging bottoms are no trousers for a man.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Nah still in the air, so I'm working for U2 on the off chance.
              Doing what? Stun-gassing people that climb on stage?

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                ...awful trapped wind I had was too much to bear and needed a safe location to expel it, so cycled back parping.
                Sorry MF, but it's impossible to chuff when one is bicycling: the primate reflex of the defunct male childbirth reflex to expel methane from ones anus normally results in a very soiled saddle and squidgy undergarments.

                Especially chronic in the forty somethings...

                Er, allegedly...
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Fruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.
                  But should be just fine for you.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    But should be just fine for you.
                    What if it upset his tummy?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      What if it upset his tummy?
                      Tummy? WTF says Tummy???

                      You are a five year old boy who likes to
                      wear his mums clothes and I claim my five sessions with a psychoanalyst.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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