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Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by suityou01 View PostShifted hang over with a fry up.
Got on my bike and road along the new cycle path past Harpenden and out to Southdown.
Discovered a babbling river and weir I knew nothing about and watched the fish swimming in the river in the glorious sunshine.
Got home and did a barbecue for the wife and kids.
Went cycling again this evening with a friend I am supporting to cycle and get fit - a simple 5 miler bless but tops up the overall miles.
This enforced bench time / recovery time is shaping up.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSound wonderful Keep up the good work!Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWSS - except the 'shift hangover with fryup' bit. No hangover = fruit smoothie for breakfast.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah still in the air, so I'm working for U2 on the off chance.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post...awful trapped wind I had was too much to bear and needed a safe location to expel it, so cycled back parping.
Especially chronic in the forty somethings...
Er, allegedly...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFruit (smooth or otherwise) is no breakfast for a man.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBut should be just fine for you.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhat if it upset his tummy?
You are a five year old boy who likes to
wear his mums clothes and I claim my five sessions with a psychoanalyst.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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