Originally posted by k2p2
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Is it fooked???
Collapse
X
-
lol, I blame it on the CUK spellchecker k2p2, but thank you most kindly!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers. -
When I was 8 years old, I had a big argument with a teacher (a right b*tch) who marked 'all right' wrong in a spelling test. I was so upset, my mother dived in and got involved. A letter to the headmaster ensued. He said 'alright' was the correct spelling. I have never got over it. As is now evident.Originally posted by hyperD View Postlol, I blame it on the CUK spellchecker k2p2, but thank you most kindly!Comment
-
When I was 8/9/10 I used to write stories. I used toOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostWhen I was 8 years old, I had a big argument with a teacher (a right b*tch) who marked 'all right' wrong in a spelling test. I was so upset, my mother dived in and got involved. A letter to the headmaster ensued. He said 'alright' was the correct spelling. I have never got over it. As is now evident.
make my own comic books. Read the dictionary at 10 and created my own 'dictionary' of Greek/Roman Gods etc. Was big into mythology.
When I went to secondary school at 11 a task in English was to write a short story. I created a piece around the Greek gods I knew using words which to be honest an eleven year old shouldn't know. It was handed in and I was accused of copying it from somewhere. I was pulled up in front of the headmaster and again accused
of plagarism and my mother informed. She couldn't persuade them it was not copied either. I never wrote again. I swapped to maths.
The moral of this story K2P2 is.... I'd so
kick your arse at scrabble!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
You reckon??? Top scrabble score: 577. Top score today: Just 504.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhen I was 8/9/10 I used to write stories. I used to
make my own comic books. Read the dictionary at 10 and created my own 'dictionary' of Greek/Roman Gods etc. Was big into mythology.
When I went to secondary school at 11 a task in English was to write a short story. I created a piece around the Greek gods I knew using words which to be honest an eleven year old shouldn't know. It was handed in and I was accused of copying it from somewhere. I was pulled up in front of the headmaster and again accused
of plagarism and my mother informed. She couldn't persuade them it was not copied either. I never wrote again. I swapped to maths.
The moral of this story K2P2 is.... I'd so
kick your arse at scrabble!
Teachers can be feckers though. Don't give up writing. It's quite theraputic.Comment
-
577! Very good.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYou reckon??? Top scrabble score: 577. Top score today: Just 504.
Teachers can be feckers though. Don't give up writing. It's quite theraputic.
According to my IPhone game mine is 615 highest out of 905 games. I did use some hints for that though.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
I got accused of being a smart arse in primary 5 cos I knew something the teacher didn't. Learned to play a banjo / guitar / everything, got a degree in a totally unuseable discipline and got good with computers.
Living the dream
Comment
-
Absolutely. I love blogging, I hate the sh1te the MSM and the BBC overlord with their obvious propaganda, and I love to discuss topics with my fellow CUKers (all praise be to the CUK administrator).Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYou reckon??? Top scrabble score: 577. Top score today: Just 504.
Teachers can be feckers though. Don't give up writing. It's quite theraputic.
It is therapeutic.
During the dark times of my divorce and multiple scary direct B2B deadlines, it was this board and its fellow posters that kept me sane over the years. So I once again, I thank you all.
Initially I was a process engineer and although technical presence was the prima facie in the business, it was with horror that the sudden realisation of my own lack of vocabulary and ability to convey ideas and solutions was revealed so dramatically when writing technical reports.
I mean, when I was a kid, instead of having a dictionary at hand, I used to guess the meaning of words when I read a book. I was a lazy fecker. This was such a hindrance later on in life, to the point where people used to laugh at my lack of comprehension and hilarious malapropisms.
Over the years I spent a great deal of time reading and learning, despite my youthful arrogance in proclaiming such ridiculous statements as "I'm never going to take any more exams ever in my life".
As a result, I spent decades learning, studying and more learning, including obtaining my pilot's licence, studying for a change of career and other technical qualifications.
Now, as I've said before, I love writing and posting, I spend more time learning new things rather than being stuck in front of the TV vegetating, and I'm embracing new experiences, pushing boundaries and meeting new friends every day.
Carpe diem, although the saying is slightly clichéd nowadays, is actually quite a rewarding way to live ones life.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Is your Director’s Loan Account (DLS) a target of HMRC’s closer look at close companies? Yesterday 04:45
- Contractors, are you making any of the five big limited company bank account mistakes of 2026? May 28 05:51
- ‘Welcome’ increase in HMRC mileage rates for contractors using their own cars for work May 27 05:18
- King’s Speech 2026 including a welcome Late Payments Bill still leaves contractors short May 26 04:42
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? May 22 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25

Comment