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What’s the difference between BMWs and hedgehogs?
Hedgehogs have the PR1CKS on the outside.Comment
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I used to have a knackered old Vauxhall Astra. It really was a shed on wheels but people were always trying to nick it. The theives of Basingstoke, Sheffield and Camberley all coveted my lovely car. Thanks to my crooklock with the car in gear noone managed to take it, they did dislocate the gear cable a few times though>:Comment
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> dislocate the gear cable
No mean feat that - where exactly is this located to dislocate?Comment
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No mean feat that - where exactly is this located to dislocate?Comment
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Re: Nepalese
The worst drivers are the Chinese as they will never let you in because if they do they lose face!Comment
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That's better - I certainly have never heard of gear shift cables on cars.
My son used to have an old Astra - one day he found some bugger had kicked in the door panel. Found out later that this is a favoured entry method - apparently if you gave them a good kick in the right place it would pop the locking mechanism open.Comment
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Re: Volvo drivers
Arrg!
I find almost anyone in an estate car to be the worst drivers. If it is a Volvo estate, they are black-belt crap.Comment
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Re: Volvo drivers
The big old boxy Volvos have only two speeds 40mph and 140mph - the ones in front of you do 40 right down the middle of the road.Comment
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Re: Volvo drivers
Another nice trick with the Astra. Fuel lines are made of rubber, so scrotes can cut the hose and nick your petrolComment
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