Who are the worst drivers ?

[Ardesco]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

Actually I got out and saw if she was OK. She was fine no injuries although she did have to retrives one of her clip in cycling shoes that had make a break for freedom in the ensuing chaos of her superwoman impression.

And no i didnt overtake her I was in a line of traffic on the way down the hill and was moving slowly all the time. If I'd suddenly swung in and she had smashed into the side or bonnet i'd have said it was my fault, the fact that she just clipped the rear of my car as I made an extremely slow manouver with plenty of warning (was indicating about 20 metre's before the turning) shows that it was her own fault for not looking where she was going.

Of course proving it was her fault anywhere else will probably be nigh on impossible and the comments I have seen so far are the sort of things I expected to be honest (eg you must have turned into her after shooting past her, it must be your fault, etc.)

oh well life goes on...

Oh and i'm sure she was going well over 5mph on her way down that hill

[sasguru]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

Ardesco,

You left out the most important detail. Did she have nice knockers and did they wobble madly at collison time?

[Ardesco]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

Nothing special, or i'd have been right in there givingher the kiss of life :rollin :lol :rollin

[SupremeSpod]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

What did you do?

Throw her still twitching carcass into the boot, drive to some secluded spot for a bit of necrophilia before barbecuing the remains with fava beans and a nice chianti?

Spod - In "Xog" mode......

[Ardesco]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

she was fine, bit surprised that she could fly but nothing wrong apart from that.

[SupremeSpod]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

Ardesco, we know what you really got up to...

Where'd you hide the bones?

[Ardesco]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

hmm I have two lovely bone swords I bought when I was in china.

Amazing what you can make out of bone if you cut it up and stick it back together......

:lol

[TonyEnglish]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

"Throw her still twitching carcass into the boot, drive to some secluded spot for a bit of necrophilia before barbecuing the remains with fava beans and a nice chianti?"

Dead girls don't say no..............necrophilia is ok until some rotten @#%$ splits on you!

[WageSlave1]

Re: badge for your flat-cap and a ceremonial pipe

Dead girls don't say no

Is it too late for a pop at Grace Kelly?