Once, when I was about 7, in a lift in Harrods. My mother used to send me off to the pet department to amuse myself while she was shopping, and one day I was in the lift heading up there, when the doors opened and this grand old dame breezed in like a galleon in full sail and a waft of Chanel No 5 so strong it was overpowering, literally in my case.

) and just fell on to me, made good use of my cub scout training putting them in to recovery position, checking tounge etc
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