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How do you tip a barmaid ?
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He's right.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's a sad day.
last night was good here though
My time has come. I have achieved my goals and objectives, albeit the toppling of the Facist state and his stooges where not by my hand but by that of a rodent army working from inside. I'd like to think i played my part but alas there is no place for me in this brave new world. And so with heavy heart I bid adeiu. Remember me. Talk fondly and with a smile but now I must go.
Farewell CUK. Farewell. God bless you all and Tiny Tim.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's right.
My time has come. I have achieved my goals and objectives, albeit the toppling of the Facist state and his stooges where not by my hand but by that of a rodent army working from inside. I'd like to think i played my part but alas there is no place for me in this brave new world. And so with heavy heart I bid adeiu. Remember me. Talk fondly and with a smile but now I must go.
Farewell CUK. Farewell. God bless you all and Tiny Tim.
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Into the hamster pellet machine for him.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's right.
My time has come. I have achieved my goals and objectives, albeit the toppling of the Facist state and his stooges where not by my hand but by that of a rodent army working from inside. I'd like to think i played my part but alas there is no place for me in this brave new world. And so with heavy heart I bid adeiu. Remember me. Talk fondly and with a smile but now I must go.
Farewell CUK. Farewell. God bless you all and Tiny Tim.
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Perhaps the simple but universal "keep the change".
You absolutely should tip in Manchester as it will help the poor loves save up for the day when they can leave that Godforsaken tulip hole.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's right.
My time has come. I have achieved my goals and objectives, albeit the toppling of the Facist state and his stooges where not by my hand but by that of a rodent army working from inside. I'd like to think i played my part but alas there is no place for me in this brave new world. And so with heavy heart I bid adeiu. Remember me. Talk fondly and with a smile but now I must go.
Farewell CUK. Farewell. God bless you all and Tiny Tim.
one day at a time 
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Tell her she has a lovely smile.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHow do you tip a barmaid ?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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plus ca change, plus ce la meme chose.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe's right.
My time has come. I have achieved my goals and objectives, albeit the toppling of the Facist state and his stooges where not by my hand but by that of a rodent army working from inside. I'd like to think i played my part but alas there is no place for me in this brave new world. And so with heavy heart I bid adeiu. Remember me. Talk fondly and with a smile but now I must go.
Farewell CUK. Farewell. God bless you all and Tiny Tim.

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Why the hate for Manchester? Better than the likes of Liverpool or Birmingham.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhere I come from, you give them too much dosh, then say 'take your own love' or 'thats all right love'
In this god-forsaken, hell-hole, back-of-the@rse-end-of-nowhere, lack-of-culture place they call Manchester
I hate people that 'say take your own', seems common up nawf. When I was younger, working bars, 'take your own' can mean anything. Some thinks it means 23p rounding up to the nearest pound, others take the mick and think it means £4. Drunken people used to say that as they flashed the cash, then start being abusive if you took 50p for example. Pathetic, so every person that said that to me, I never took a tip off unless they gave me some money back.
I just say "call it £6" or "just give me £4 change please" when I'm a patron. Very simple and no misunderstandings.Comment
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