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    Drug advice

    How can I stop my teeth being on edge after a visit to powder my nose?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!
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    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How can I stop my teeth being on edge after a visit to powder my nose?
    Guinness

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      #3
      Stop snorting coke
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        Don't chew the soap.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sumo View Post
          Don't chew the soap.
          Oh that kind of powdering of nose...

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            #6
            Have your teeth removed. I believe some CUK posters offer a free service.

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              #7
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              Have your teeth removed. I believe some CUK posters offer a free service.
              With a free wheelchair.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Reminds me of when Cliphead met Suity.

                Suity innocently approaching pub, when this big Glaswegian stands in his way, and says, "You wanna fight?" I think he had a squeaky moment before he twigged. Classic.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Won't have that problem with crystal meth.

                  They'll all fall out.
                  What is the Irish for Crystal Meth?

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