God advice....

[d000hg]

I'm thinking of taking up a religion to protect me from evil and to pull attractive god fearing women.

Any advice?

I don't think becoming religious will help you achieve either of those goals.
Pretending to be interested might get women out of your league to talk to you. Although I think that's an episode of Peep Show.

[AtW]

I don't think becoming religious will help you achieve either of those goals.

You can if you are a moron.

HTH

MarillionFan

[d000hg]

Singing little songs to the great fairy in the sky in a boring church, or dancing naked around a bonfire in the woods at midnight at the full moon? :-)

The kind of people who are interested in public nudity are almost always the ones who shouldn't be.

HTH

[d000hg]

You can if you are a moron.

HTH

MarillionFan

That doesn't even make sense, go back to Rosetta Stone.

[KimberleyChris]

The kind of people who are interested in public nudity are almost always the ones who shouldn't be.

HTH

What part of 'in the woods at midnight' didn't you understand?

[d000hg]

What part of 'in the woods at midnight' didn't you understand?

The part where you said:

Where is he more likely to find attractive women?

You need to try harder at trolling, keep a consistent opinion for a few posts.

[EternalOptimist]

I don't think becoming religious will help you achieve either of those goals.
Pretending to be interested might get women out of your league to talk to you. Although I think that's an episode of Peep Show.

Only a Christian with an easter egg avatar would think that us savages want a woman to talk to.
no, indeed,
We want a woman to wobble her bazongas in our drunken faces, before sucking our love pumps dry, then whizzing around so we can have an hour of hard bum sex.
Then we can fart and fall asleep

oh yes. give me that ole time religion

[d000hg]

Only a Christian with an easter egg avatar would think that us savages want a woman to talk to.

I didn't think that's what DP wanted, but I figured it's so much more than he normally gets it would seem like an attractive option, and a stepping stone to all that other muck

[MarillionFan]

You can if you are a moron.

HTH

MarillionFan

Actually. I'm too educated to discount religon or a God.

Now work that statement out.

[AtW]

Actually. I'm too educated to discount religon or a God.

Who taught you to spell?

Or maybe you meant klingon?