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It may make the Old Bailey though.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
They found Mordac?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt may make the Old Bailey though.
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Oh trust me... They'll never find Mordac.Originally posted by AtW View PostThey found Mordac?
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Christ on a bike. Some twats in here today, eh.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I dont believe this. If educated IT contractors cannot understand what racism is what hope does the country have ?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI live in Manchester, where we have "****" shops.
So little "Miss Prissy-Pants" who thinks it's perfectly acceptable to discuss her tits on this forum and then gets all het up over the word "****" I think you should do something useful like washing, ironing or putting the bloody kettle on!Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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I'm not sure you need to use 'today' in that last sentence.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostChrist on a bike. Some twats in here today, eh.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Perhaps. Not normally this cringeworthy to read though.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm not sure you need to use 'today' in that last sentence.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I don't think blasphemy was also appropriate.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm not sure you need to use 'today' in that last sentence.
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No mention of sexism then?Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI dont believe this. If educated IT contractors cannot understand what racism is what hope does the country have ?
Anyway I always thought the term "****" shops was a term of endearment? I thought it was where the shopkeeper worked alot harder and provided a better service than others?Comment
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Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostPM me a time and date Churchill, anytime. Go on. I'd happily waste some time and money coming to beat you a new face
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