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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?

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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'd try and fight insurgents in Afghanistan with Zoiderman in command from a remote base in the UK.
    FTFY

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      #12
      Don't even need to fight them, Them English are so popular, just booking a holiday to Baghdad, or Kabul and you'd be dead by nightfall.

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        #13
        Join CUK. Slow but effective.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          Join CUK. Slow but effective.
          I think that's if you don't have the urge to top yourself, but would like to know what suicidal feels like. This thread is about what you do once you've reached that stage.

          I think I'd be too scared to do anything violent. Pills and booze.

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            #15
            Tall building for me.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Very high speed car crash.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Tall building for me.
                Not too tall, I hope.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Not too tall, I hope.
                  10, 12 feet. Gonna do it proper.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    10, 12 feet. Gonna do it proper.
                    Are you a dwarf?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Are you a dwarf?
                      He'll just keep climbing and jumping 'til the job's done.

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