They might poison it. Can we take it from Northern-England?
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We can piss in it for you... Although I doubt the southern lot would notice!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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It would go straight to London pubs in time for the Olympics.Originally posted by scooby View PostComment
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NASA spacecraft finds ‘evidence of water’ in South East England
The ‘Messenger’ spacecraft made its discovery by accident, after a programming error by scientists.
“We put ‘Mars’ in the satnav, and it ended up above a chocolate factory in Slough”, explained NASA’s Dr Marvin.
Messenger is currently being reprogrammed to search Scotland for any evidence of salad.Comment
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Is it not possible to build a de-salination plant on the coast of east anglia?
Indulge me, I'm on the bench and quite bored.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Want to read something really scary
Water resources in England and Wales - current state and future pressuresConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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A very long dicument - can you summarise please Something like "sas has escaped from his secure unit" or something....Originally posted by Diver View PostComment
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If it was as stated a "dicument" it would indeed be about Sas, unfortunately (or fortunately) it is about the water resources and demands on same in England & Wales.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
As we all know, in Wales we have more water than we actually need so pipe it into england where they pay less for the damned stuff than we in Wales do
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To save laying a long pipe, why not simply blow up some Welsh mountains?Originally posted by Diver View PostIf it was as stated a "dicument" it would indeed be about Sas, unfortunately (or fortunately) it is about the water resources and demands on same in England & Wales.
As we all know, in Wales we have more water than we actually need so pipe it into england where they pay less for the damned stuff than we in Wales doComment
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