You've got a lot of bottle, son!

[Lockhouse]

I predict a short sharp descent.

[BrilloPad]

"A self-proclaimed City whizzkid"

Well I am a self-proclaimed genius, guru, interesting superstar. Its a pity that no-one else agrees with me.

[wobbegong]

The question is 'Would Mich do it?'

Well, they would have to meet his stringent criteria, namely are they carbon based and alive?

So yeh, he probably would.

[MarillionFan]

Well, they would have to meet his stringent criteria, namely are they carbon based and alive?

So yeh, he probably would.

Oh. He's put his standards up has he?

[Lockhouse]

I told you so!

Oh dear! And so it begins....

[Zoiderman]

What always surprises me is that these kind of people always associated expensive wine/champagne with quality?! You can get some excellent vintage bottles for that price, why blow it on a overly large bottle of decent liquor

Women, because he can. Many reasons I guess, but lets not think he could have had an upbringing of culture on a council estate in Essex

EDIT:

He has a 'kin publicist...

[Churchill]

Oh dear! And so it begins....

Indeed.

[MarillionFan]

Oh dear! And so it begins....

Mr Hope who has been posting as Dimprawn on a contracting internet forum since he was 9 was unavailable for comment today.

Whistles, eyes up.