Gee us a job

[Churchill]

Spelling.

FTFY.

Yeah, yeah, same same!

[BrilloPad]

A graduate takes a job in a factory and his boss hands him a broom. graduate says "Im a graduate". Boss says "okay. Ill show you how to use it".

[Scrag Meister]

Churchill doesn't have a degree.

Me neither.

HND Computer Science, only 5 months out of work/on bench in 25 years, no issues here.

As was always said, mainly by HND students, its the degree for intelligent people squeezed into 2 years.

[doomage]

Would you trade your monies and hard won ltd companies to be young again?

I mean, sure, you've all got cushy high paid desk jobs faffing about with computers but at the end of the day someone is still yanking your chain - clients, customers, stupid PM's, idiot developers.

Imagine having again the energy, the arrogance, the opportunity of youth. And the babes.

[Lockhouse]

No higher education at all here. Education was only ever an issue when I started in IT. I couldn't get a job as a programmer as I didn't have a degree so got a job as a junior computer operator and worked my way up.

[Lockhouse]

Imagine having again the energy, the arrogance, the opportunity of youth. And the babes.

Only if I could retain the experience I already have otherwise I'd end up making exactly the same mistakes and not appreciating what I had. As they say, "youth is wasted on the young".

[DodgyAgent]

Churchill doesn't have a degree of wit or intelligence.

FTFY