Full CUK membership: Done!

[Freamon]

You're not a proper member until you receive your first infraction from the mods

Bonus points for one from Admin

You also need at least five neg reps from MF (not hard).

[Troll]

Presumably one gets extra points for being banned and the longer the ban the more points?

I think my ban was the longest.....

I thought that was a flounce more than a proper ban

[Pogle]

RichardCranium?

I suspect one of his many sockies is still around.....

[Paddy]

Wel-done on getini your first contact! In Order to receive ongoing CUK membership you must deposite your membership fee of 50 British pounds in favour of mR Obno Dongo Smith account number 54987432:

Bank of Lagos
PO Box 42
Lagos
Nigeria

[d000hg]

Is the basis for that because we never seen any posts from them to confirm they have passed on and are flouncing for good?

It is not that uncommon when someone dies, who is active on the web, that a family member tries to find the forums they visit and let people know. I've seen it happen on a couple of sites in the past.

[EternalOptimist]

It is not that uncommon when someone dies, who is active on the web, that a family member tries to find the forums they visit and let people know. I've seen it happen on a couple of sites in the past.

I am sad to inform youse all, that mr EO past away last night in a drunken stupid.
The doctor informs me that due to the intense pickling process he has subjected himself to, (in the furtherance of medical science)
his bum-hole will continue to post on his behalf for a few more years

mrs EO

[Troll]

It is not that uncommon when someone dies, who is active on the web, that a family member tries to find the forums they visit and let people know. I've seen it happen on a couple of sites in the past.

In the spirit of fairness and decency, If you would all like to pm me your login details plus next of kin contacts, then should your unexpected absence from this board be noted, I would make inquiries on your behalf and if necessary close down your CUK account in an orderly and respectful manner

There would be no charge for this service

© Troll Humanitarian Services 2012

[russell]

Hi folks, this is one of Russells wives, I have some sad news, he passed away so wont be able to pay his corporation tax this year.

[BrilloPad]

Hi folks, this is one of Russells wives, I have some sad news, he passed away so wont be able to pay his corporation tax this year.

If you were married to russell I feel deeply deeply for you. You must be very happy now.

[Scrag Meister]

I am sad to inform youse all, that mr EO past away last night in a drunken stupid.
The doctor informs me that due to the intense pickling process he has subjected himself to, (in the furtherance of medical science)
his bum-hole will continue to post on his behalf for a few more years

mrs EO

Ah ok, but I thought that was what was happening for the couple of years since I joined.