Sean Penn accuses Britain of 'colonialism' over Falkland Islands

[Ignis Fatuus]

There were some real crackers on the German course I did a few years ago.

That lass from Chile: Mmmmmm. The lass from Cuba was quite nice too.

Maybe it's time for a refresher course.

In South America I was advised to watch out for Peruvian men, Chilean women, and Bolivian justice.

Happily I managed to avoid the troublesome 2 of those.

[Doggy Styles]

I work with a Venezuelan girl with beautiful bazoomers. However, while playing softball with her in Hyde Park last summer, I quickly discovered that I'm not her type, having the male appendage. What a waste.

I still cast a furtive gaze in awe though.

[Arturo Bassick]

'Ere, Roger Waters is at it now.

Apparently.

and Morrisey. Oddly both were promoting tours in Argentina at the time.

[shaunbhoy]

In South America I was advised to watch out for Peruvian men, Chilean women, and Bolivian justice.

Happily I managed to avoid the troublesome 2 of those.

And are you and your gay Peruvian lover still happy together?

[wobbegong]

His Wiki entry says "also known for his left-wing political and social activism".

Most people probably read that and think "commie bastard".

FTFY