sasguru in his own words

[Freamon]

AtW dropped me a line last week to say he'd knocked up some sort of query process for comparing the names from 192 address records to LinkedIn. My guess is AtW is trying to narrow down the search criteria.

I'd always wondered what SKA was.

[Freamon]

I'm not on LinkedIn. That's for people without old-school connections.

Yeah it would seem not:

site:linkedin.com sas guru - Google Search

Although Google makes a good guess at the correct spelling here:

site:linkedin.com sasguru - Google Search

[scooterscot]

Team CUK tearing him a new one?

[BrilloPad]

Team CUK tearing him a new one?

What is this team CUK and how do I join?

[Arturo Bassick]

He (they) once said that at least 3 people use the SAS sign on.

[sasguru]

He (they) once said that at least 3 people use the SAS sign on.

Four actually. But we have to stick to the same script.

[wobbegong]

This profile is based solely on what sasguru said himself:

1) Lives in Wandsworth (London)
2) Likes drinking cheap whiskey (if he posts in the evening then you know he is on it)
3) Bought holiday home in Portugal
4) Has little or no savings in his savings account
5) Used to own BTL but sold at spekulative profit
6) INCORRECT: Considers himself part of the oligarchy allegedly choosing to live near him in Wandsworth
7) Hates ex-polies because he got edukation from a "proper" Uni (but not Oxbridge)
8) Got a well paid permie job
9) Married with one kid
10) Self confessed owner of Wilmslow sockie

Added thanks to shaunbhoy:

11) Owns eco-shed which he is very proud of
12) Was headhunted at some point - position unknown

DimPrawn reminded:

13) Was driving Aygo at some point, despite alleged wealth very reluctant to spend it on good cars - shows either modestry in his character or he is tight as duck
14) owned Hyabusa superbike but sold it (unknown if that generated any profit)

MarillionFan noted:

15) DENIED: His wife earns most of the money.
16) He has a home gym & sauna

17) does not have a LinkedIn profile

Did I miss anything?

Another wild Sunday at 'Chudnovsky Towers', eh?

[sasguru]

Another wild Sunday at 'Chudnovsky Towers', eh?

Indeed one can only wonder at what a sad, empty life he must lead.
CUK-Pot Noodle-CUK- Pot Noodle...repeat ad nauseum.

[scooterscot]

Is SAS really James Corden??

very very close match...

BBC News - Stop being a 'prat', pals told Corden

[scooterscot]

Eating too much leads to memory loss

Posts in this thread increasingly highlight the conflicting statements of the protagonist, more clues for the character behind the burger?

Eating too much leads to memory loss - Telegraph

Studies by scientists in the United States have shown that a high calorific intake can substantially increase the risk of developing mild cognitive impairment (MCI), a syndrome characterised by mild memory loss which can precede dementia.

The findings were released ahead of the American Academy of Neurology's 64th annual meeting in New Orleans in April, where the authors will present the developments.

Dr Marie Janson of Alzheimer's Research UK said: ''Although these findings are yet to be published, they touch on an interesting subject.

''The initial report suggests older people who consume a high number of calories may be at greater risk of developing mild cognitive impairment.