oh dear: Two die in Belgium 'race killing'

[Gold Dalek]

That'll be a Desert Eagle in 50AE, a 44 magnum S&W model 629 with 4 inch barrel, an uzi, and a pulse laser rifle in the 14W range, to go please.

ahh... you are also hoping to meet the Labour Cabinet

[Mordac]

That'll be a Desert Eagle in 50AE, a 44 magnum S&W model 629 with 4 inch barrel, an uzi, and a pulse laser rifle in the 14W range, to go please.

Do you want fries with that?

[Cyber Controller]

That'll be a Desert Eagle in 50AE, a 44 magnum S&W model 629 with 4 inch barrel, an uzi, and a pulse laser rifle in the 14W range, to go please.

How quaint. I just shoot wibbly wobbly energy beams from my forehead.

[Gold Dalek]

How quaint. I just shoot wibbly wobbly energy beams from my forehead.

wibbly wobbly energy beams are so passé

[hyperD]

That'll be a Desert Eagle in 50AE, a 44 magnum S&W model 629 with 4 inch barrel, an uzi, and a pulse laser rifle in the 14W range, to go please.

Surely, for the best chance of wacking new liebour scum are a .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting and a Phased-plasma rifle in the 40W range?

However, at that power output that's barely enough to light a room than fry a "new" liebour drone.

[Spartacus]

I think Lizard Boy has it right with the Desert Eagle. Not even a New Labour android would get up after a hit from that.

[The Lone Gunman]

Surely, for the best chance of wacking new liebour scum are a .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting and a Phased-plasma rifle in the 40W range?

However, at that power output that's barely enough to light a room than fry a "new" liebour drone.

I like the long slide ballers, though I may have been playing too much hitman lately.

[Joe Black]

That'll be a Desert Eagle in 50AE, a 44 magnum S&W model 629 with 4 inch barrel, an uzi, and a pulse laser rifle in the 14W range, to go please.

An AR-180 Assault Rifle, a Colt K-Model .45 ACP, a Smith And Wesson .38 Four-Inch, a Beretta .225 ACP, a Remington 1100 Autoloader, a phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range... and a Uzi 9 millimeter apparently.

For those who don't feel prepared walking out of the house with anything less.

[Cyber Controller]

I'm insulted: the clerk is described as "lizardy".

He's not remotely lizardy by my standards...

Mind you, you are quite lizardy it has to be said. It would be like me calling someone "a little emotionless".