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#1

Face like a...

9 February 2012, 20:38

Add yours here;

Bulldog chewing a wasp
Bag of spanners
Well skelped arse

Me, me, me...
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9 February 2012, 20:43

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The vegetarian option.
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9 February 2012, 20:44

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9 February 2012, 20:53

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Bulldog ducking for battery terminals in a bucket of acid flavoured piss.

When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....
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9 February 2012, 21:03

Baboons Arse

While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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9 February 2012, 21:08

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9 February 2012, 21:10

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9 February 2012, 21:10

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9 February 2012, 21:10

...a welder's bench
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9 February 2012, 21:11

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