Well I wouldn't want to disappoint

[MarillionFan]

No, not really.

Let's be clear, you are a total twat. I have somebody like you at present clientco.

Having delivered two major projects for clientco and now being made the technical lead on a politically exposive one I have handed over the two projects to a new BA who has a Masters. The first thing this twat is done is point out that (my specs are not to some standard or other and pointed out that some of my flow diagrams / UML diagrams etc are not up to scratch). Hence I'm having to do some extra work in my time to find out what the fook he meant for my next project.

Regardless both systems are up and running and we have onboarded a number of clients which has paid for my time for the last 18 months. The BA's last project was late & the client was well pissed off. Not because his documentation was bad, it wasn't it was exceptional much better than mine but he'd completely not understood the source systems and hadn;t worked out the extraction & transformation rules correctly. So effectively all the reporting was wrong. He's still trying to sort it out 3 months later.

So in response Suity, you can stick your documentation up your arse and start sounding off when you actually finish a project successfully.

[FiveTimes]

Let's get this straight right now. For the record I was extremely critical of the off-shore team. The first second the new guy set foot on the project he immediately told the project manager to get rid of the off-shore team. There's a pattern.

I just tell it like it is. Was is not the mighty CUK who told Suity to grow a pair and stand up to people? Sheesh I can't win.

Oh, and for the record, the previous 4 pieces of work I turned out were of a high quality. Like I said, when it's good news it's fine.

Why are you worried about the last piece of work ?
You left it, it should be of little interest to you. Just focus on your current place

[Spacecadet]

I think it's best if I flounce.

and only 17 posts away from 10,000!

[eek]

and only 17 posts away from 10,000!

Don't encourage him. Just don't

[suityou01]

Let's be clear, you are a total twat. I have somebody like you at present clientco.

Having delivered two major projects for clientco and now being made the technical lead on a politically exposive one I have handed over the two projects to a new BA who has a Masters. The first thing this twat is done is point out that (my specs are not to some standard or other and pointed out that some of my flow diagrams / UML diagrams etc are not up to scratch). Hence I'm having to do some extra work in my time to find out what the fook he meant for my next project.

Regardless both systems are up and running and we have onboarded a number of clients which has paid for my time for the last 18 months. The BA's last project was late & the client was well pissed off. Not because his documentation was bad, it wasn't it was exceptional much better than mine but he'd completely not understood the source systems and hadn;t worked out the extraction & transformation rules correctly. So effectively all the reporting was wrong. He's still trying to sort it out 3 months later.

So in response Suity, you can stick your documentation up your arse and start sounding off when you actually finish a project successfully.

You never seem to have problems at work.

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16 more posts actually. And that now really is a flounce.

[DimPrawn]

All the best suity hope it works out for you

[MarillionFan]

You never seem to have problems at work.

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16 more posts actually. And that now really is a flounce.

That's about working with dullards not with 'not being able to do the job' which you so spectacularly fail on.

[BrilloPad]

16 more posts actually. And that now really is a flounce.

You could always post your last 16 in tpd...

[MarillionFan]

You could always post your last 16 in tpd...

WHS

It's the same as flouncing but with added muttering.

[doodab]

As an aside have you ever worked on a project that wasn't going to tulip? Maybe you should try and find one.